I will now give my coveted personal endorsement to a political candidate:
Fred Robertson for Governor of Louisiana

Actual photo of the candidate, from his official website.
Fred Robertson is the only Louisiana Governor candidate who:
* Has a detailed plan for development of rapid transit in Southeastern Louisiana!
* Has let my band reherse at his home!
* Has given food and drink to me and my friends!
* Lives within walking distance of my house!
* Has a story about his throwing up into a party hat on his web site!
* Has repeatedly been mistaken for my brother, even though we are not actually related!
The choice is clear: I'm voting for Fred Robertson.
Louisiana could do a lot worse. It probably will.
Fred Robertson for Governor of Louisiana

Actual photo of the candidate, from his official website.
Fred Robertson is the only Louisiana Governor candidate who:
* Has a detailed plan for development of rapid transit in Southeastern Louisiana!
* Has let my band reherse at his home!
* Has given food and drink to me and my friends!
* Lives within walking distance of my house!
* Has a story about his throwing up into a party hat on his web site!
* Has repeatedly been mistaken for my brother, even though we are not actually related!
The choice is clear: I'm voting for Fred Robertson.
Louisiana could do a lot worse. It probably will.