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(FrogStar News Service, Dateline Sept 1912)

Photogravieurs of Duchess Zita of Austro-Hungary sans Chapeau published in Penny Papers! Civilised World is in a Tiszy!

A sly unscrupulous photographer with a telescopic-photographic lens captured racy images of Duchess Zita relaxing hatless in a private garden. While of course most reputable print concerns gave the photo-huckster the air, a few low class rags have seen fit to print startlingly explicit reproductions.

Condemnation of the brazen misbehaviour of the Duchess has been near universal.

On the contrary side, a few wanton liberals have expressed the view that should the Duchess enjoy the freedom of hatlessness away from public events, this is no business of the hoi-polloi.

Others, however, have countered that common sense would dictate the risk of such behaviour becoming public knowledge is too great to chance.

Emperor Franz Joseph, a tried traditionalist resistant to modern fripperies such as indoor plumbing, refused comment, but observers noted unmistakable disapproval on his regal brow.

A long time palace courtier who declined to be named advised there is general despair over what might become of the Empire once the new generation of Royals with such casual morals takes the throne.
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Fox News had Bill Nye on to talk about volcanoes on the Moon. Host tries to connect story to some "climate change" spin. Big mistake -- Bill Nye "the Science Guy" has experience explaining basic science to small children and people of similar educational attainment.

Video

I doubt Fox News will have Bill Nye on again, but fun while it lasted.

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Meanwhile, "The Onion" headline again sums things up:

"Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined"

"The Onion" also offers a reasonable solution:

"Emergency Team Of 8th-Grade Civics Teachers Dispatched To Washington"
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Economy, David Paul in HuffPost: With Wall Street Shorting the Dollar, It is Time for Congress to Pursue Fundamental Change

Yeah, I'm sure they'll get right on it.

Related, Matt Taibbi in Rolling Stone: Obama's Big Sellout -- The president has packed his economic team with Wall Street insiders intent on turning the bailout into an all-out giveaway

It might be helpful if we had an actual "loyal opposition" in the USA. But the most visible and active Republicans are busy chasing after strawmen, like the Obama the Muslin Commie Terrorist Kenyan, and "Obamacare", a Sinister Plot to Murder Your Grandmother. I guess that's easier than putting a partisan spin to the actual worst things the Obama administration has been doing, which are mostly continuing the worst things the Bush administration did.

On a lighter note, satire from "The Onion": Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.

Must have been even more confusing than watching the end of the world in 2000 was.

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