The Information Super-Frog

As I seldom look at people gossip "news" I sometimes miss stuff.

Well, thank you to Big Media Personified Rush Limbaugh for informing me about an important issue the Lie'bral Conspiracy previously consealed from me: It turns out that Democratic Presidential Candiate John Kerry's 30 year old daughter has breasts.



Apparently she's a film maker or something, and was over in France, and wore a dress that was semi-transparent, at least with flash photography.

If you wanna know more, some non-Rush articles via google news (hm, seems to have gotten lots of press):
NYDailyNews Japan Today
Seattle Post China Daily

Anyway, Here's Limbaugh's article. Rush's comments are a hoot:

"I don't think you can show disrespect to a liberal by showing your breasts."

Okay, in what culture or political system is showing someone your breasts a sign of disrespect then?

"I think that's how you excite them."

Haw haw! Liberals like breasts! Not like us conservatives!

"I mean, you know, it used to be that only at the Kennedy compound did they bare breasts"

This is my favorite quote.

Bare breasts were invented by Massachussetts big government liberals!

" but now, you know, it's happening everywhere"

[Froggy looks out the window. Returns to computer disappointed.]

The best part of Limbaugh's article, of course, is the photo:



So you like boobs with kechup on them, Rush?
Whatever.
Thanks for sharing.