Don't Worry, Be Spunky

[infrogmation]

(from http://special.lib.umn.edu/swha/IMAGES/home.html , via crasch)

"Unless emmissions occur very frequently,

in which case, you might wish to try getting laid or the occasional wank, or if particularly frequent and copious, perhaps a career in the porno industry,

no attention need be given to them

although you should probably go ahead and wash your sheets. Sheesh.

http://digital.lib.umn.edu/IMAGES/reference/swhp/

Comments

Joystick

[infrogmation.livejournal.com]

Colonel Lindbergh's message to the youth of America:

DO NOT MASTURBATE WHILE FLYING AN AIRPLANE!

[valiant-200.livejournal.com]

Are there any sections on crunchy towels and sweatsox?

Ewww!

[mshollie.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh, yeah. ;)

I've seen some pretty disgusting things in porn, but I have no comments about this.

Do you have the rest of this book?

[valiant-200.livejournal.com]

I now have "wet Dream" by Kip Adotta running through my head...

Think I had a wet dream... cruising the gulf stream...

[frameacloud]

The photo they used in combination with it is absolutely disturbing. The hair and expression... and that text... yikes.

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Young Fred Gwynne doesn't worry! Neither should you!