Homeland Insecurity

[infrogmation]

Images from the USAistani Governmental Department of Homeland (In)Security, with improved captions.





If you spot a terrorist arrow,
pin it against the wall with your shoulder.



In the event of a nuclear explosion,
drive around it.



In case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind your door.
But do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks.


All this and more here

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[hephaestos.livejournal.com]

In the event of a nuclear explosion, drive around it.

In reverse, no less. (All the better to fake those alpha particles out.)