Don't Worry, Be Spunky

(from http://special.lib.umn.edu/swha/IMAGES/home.html , via crasch)

"Unless emmissions occur very frequently,

in which case, you might wish to try getting laid or the occasional wank, or if particularly frequent and copious, perhaps a career in the porno industry,

no attention need be given to them

although you should probably go ahead and wash your sheets. Sheesh.

http://digital.lib.umn.edu/IMAGES/reference/swhp/