The Sports News

I'm not a big sports fan, but if I understand correctly the accomplishments of the home town team are well deserving of wide reccognition. So:

Hurrah! The New Orleans Pelicans are going to the World Series!

(I think I got that right... )

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More seriously: the reason why other cities suffer riots when their sports team wins... is because THEY don't know how to SECOND LINE.