This is a LJ post.

Wanted:

1)Less helicopter noise. So, are military helicopters repeatedly buzzing metro areas for hours at a stetch for days in other cities? Or is it just because New Orleans voted 78% for the other guy?

2) More warmth. I'm no fan of cold weather. We might even get down to freezing tomorrow night. Time to harvest the back yard citrus.

3)Latkas. NPR just had a story about potato latkas. Damnit, I'd rather eat than listen to them.