Froggy Is

Okay, I'll go with the flow and make a post of results from a Google search for "(yourname) is ". Anyone know where this meme came from?
With a nickname like "Froggy", I hoped to get better than average results...


Froggy is a funny frog in a glass for your desktop.
Froggy is grinning like a hyena.
Froggy is very realistic and he's musical too!
Froggy is wearing a waistcoat that is gorgeous beyond words.
Froggy is one of a kind.
Froggy is an extremely popular Bath Buddie!
Froggy is a soft pink jelly coated bullet with a tongue that does much more than just catch flies!!
Froggy is considered a "Trimobile", no helmet required, but goggles are a must.
Froggy is actually rewarded for misbehavior.
Froggy is a benevolent god.
Froggy is practically Dickensian, reminiscent of those Victorian images of angelic dying children, death sentimentally eroticized.
Froggy is annoying as hell.
Froggy is committed to voluntarily supporting the privacy standards suggested by industry bodies, such as the Internet Industry Association Code of Conduct and the Australian Government's National Privacy Principles.
Froggy is now more popular at remotes than Harry Potter!
Froggy is constructed of soft green velour, sits 11.5 inches tall, and runs on three AAA batteries (included).
Froggy is a $1.99 peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

( Froggy Is A LJ-cut )