Boobs: 2 medium, one big

[infrogmation]

As I seldom look at people gossip "news" I sometimes miss stuff.

Well, thank you to Big Media Personified Rush Limbaugh for informing me about an important issue the Lie'bral Conspiracy previously consealed from me: It turns out that Democratic Presidential Candiate John Kerry's 30 year old daughter has breasts.



Apparently she's a film maker or something, and was over in France, and wore a dress that was semi-transparent, at least with flash photography.

If you wanna know more, some non-Rush articles via google news (hm, seems to have gotten lots of press):
NYDailyNews Japan Today
Seattle Post China Daily

Anyway, Here's Limbaugh's article. Rush's comments are a hoot:

"I don't think you can show disrespect to a liberal by showing your breasts."

Okay, in what culture or political system is showing someone your breasts a sign of disrespect then?

"I think that's how you excite them."

Haw haw! Liberals like breasts! Not like us conservatives!

"I mean, you know, it used to be that only at the Kennedy compound did they bare breasts"

This is my favorite quote.

Bare breasts were invented by Massachussetts big government liberals!

" but now, you know, it's happening everywhere"

[Froggy looks out the window. Returns to computer disappointed.]

The best part of Limbaugh's article, of course, is the photo:



So you like boobs with kechup on them, Rush?
Whatever.
Thanks for sharing.

Comments

[vyoma.livejournal.com]

Bah... Rush is just being a heterophobe. He finds it amusing, I'm sure, that some liberals like breasts. Maybe someday he'll come to realize that not all men are excited by the muscular buttocks of an illegally-immigrated Philipino houseboy. His existence can't continue to be this closeted sheltered forever!

Rush is just being a heterophobe.

[infrogmation.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should take Limbaugh's suggestion that this was a political ploy literally.

We could have bumper stickers:

A VOTE FOR KERRY IS A VOTE FOR BOOBIES!

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

Poor woman. Probably her first time on the red carpet and had no idea how flash photography can cut right through black material.

[mshollie.livejournal.com]

I'll vote for Kerry. Can I vote for my own boobies?

The Ketchup Advisory Board endorses this photo.

[infrogmation.livejournal.com]

Rush could benifit from ketchup's natural mellowing agents.

[urbeatle.livejournal.com]

in case you're wondering, Kerry's wife is the heiress of the Heinz fortune.

apparently, Rush thinks this is important.

also: she's in FRANCE. the dress was probably semi-transparent even *without* flash photography... because the french are not afraid of bQQbies.

(ASIDE: hmmm... if Rush is correct, and liberals are Oral, that means that conservatives must be either Anal or Phallic...)

[kerri9494.livejournal.com]

Or latent, or genital...

Also, she's wearing La Perla underpants...how come no one's complaining about a liberal spending two hundred bucks on undies?

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Anyone who spends two hundred bucks on undies is a damned lunatic

[kerri9494.livejournal.com]

Anyone who spends two hundred bucks on undies is a damned lunatic

No, Lots. Anyone who spends two hundred bucks on undies (for his gal) is pretty sure to be gettin' lucky, actually. That's my kinda lunacy.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I thought we were talking about a pair of panties, not an entire lingerie ensemble.

[kerri9494.livejournal.com]

You know, rone, this is the second time you've given me lingere advice, and the second time you've been RIGHT ON. ;-) Damn, that 2wanda is one lucky gal. ;-)